Rishtedariyan

Aap ki mom ke father ki wife
ki daugher ki sister ka bhai ki
bhanji ke nana ki wife ke
husband ki beti.

Cricket Commentary

Husband Wife Joke

Biwi ne radio khola, Cricket per commentary nashar ho rahi thi.
"Hair kiss the bowler, Two square leg, two short leg, one fine leg and long leg"
Cricket se na-waqif biwi ne murr kar shohar ki taraf dekha aur kaha.

Mera Tajziya

Ishfaq Ahmed Saying in Urdu

Main apna tajziya karne ke liye barra zor lagata hon,
lekin kar nahi pata
Main aik second mein bata deta hon ke
mere muhallay mein kon sa aadmi corrupt hai.
Mere dost mein kya kharabhi hai

Ab Kya Bacha

2 Nafi 2

Teacher: 2 mein se 2 nikle to kya bacha ?

Pathan: hum ko sawal samjh nahi aya.

Teacher: tumhare pass 2 rotiyan thi tumne inko kha liya,
ab kya bacha ?