Friday, October 9, 2015

Green Tea ke 4 Faidy

Green Tea ke Faidy


  • Hadiyon aur daanton ko kamzor hone se bachati hai.
  • Jism ka metabolic rate tez karti hai.
  • Cancer se bachati hai.
  • Dil ki beemari ke khatraat ko kam karti hai.

Desi Urdu Totka

Agar Haath Jal Jaye to?


Agar haath jal jaye to kapre dhone wala neel aur tooth paste mix kar ke lagayen,
Jalan nahi hogi or daagh bhi nahi parre ga.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Funny Tweet

Self Control

Tandoor ki Roti khareednay aur ghar
anay tak ek tukra bhi nahi khaana.

Sab Mard Aik Jaise Hote Hain




Jis khatoon ne yeh jumla dariyaft kiya hai
Ke sab mard aik jaise hote hain
Darasal iska khawand Cheen(China) mein gum hogaya tha

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Facebook ke Danishwar

Funny Facebook Joke in Urdu


Facebook per woh log bhi danishwar bany bethe hain
jin ko apne ghar mein zarori baat karte waqt

Monday, October 5, 2015

Pakistani Ya Japani




Japani Biscuit factory mein machine ne aik packet khali pack kar diya,
Inho ne missing check karne ke liye $60000 ki X-ray machine khareed li.
Karachi ki aik biscuit factory mein bhi aisa hua.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Waqt ke Shikanjon ne

Waqt ke shikanjon ne khuwaishon ke pholon ko noch noch tora hai.
Kya yeh zulm thora hai ?


وقت کے شکنجوں نے خوائشوں کے پھولوں کو نوچ نوچ کے توڑا ہے
کیا یہ ظلم تھوڑا ہے ؟